MrVintageMan’s autumn reading list for 2024

‘A man ought to read just as inclination leads him; for what he reads as a task will do him little good.’ Samuel Johnson

Musings on seasonal reading

Before we get to my list, let me expound on my thoughts about seasonal reading. You can skip ahead to the list if you want, but you’ll miss out on some very profound thoughts.

Not really.

After I started writing this blog, I became aware that my reading proclivities dropped off dramatically during the late spring and summer months. This confused me for quite a while. I could think of no reason this should happen. Oh, I still read stuff during the summer: light science fiction/fantasy, murder mysteries, magazines, religious tracts and siding pamphlets left on the front door. You know, stuff.

Summertime is generally known for easy reading. Autumn and winter are apparently the seasons for more serious study. The only reason I can think why this is so is because autumn and winter are the traditional months when students return to school or college. But for most adults, those school days are long past. Why should we choose our reading choices based upon the calendar?

After a bit of thought, I finally came to a conclusion about why my reading drops off in summer.

Summertime, and the living is easy

Things get busy during the summer, and there’s so much going on that reading takes a back seat. In my own case, there’s traveling, gardening, bicycling and grilling to be done. Even on days when it’s too hot to do much outside, I only have to wait for the sun to dip behind the house and cool off enough for me to go outside and lounge in the hammock for an hour or two. After all, summer is a time for both activities and relaxing.

Once I put 2 + 2 together, I had an epiphany. Everybody else are also active during the warmer months. That is why easy reading is so popular during the summer.

Most of you are probably thinking to yourselves: no s#*t, Sherlock. Hey, I never said I was the brightest bulb in the chandelier.

Autumn changes everything

Come autumn, though, and my interest in reading immediately picks back up. The nights grow longer, and the evenings get cooler sooner as the sun sinks toward the horizon, chasing me back into the house earlier and earlier each day.

I feel there’s something primal about autumn reading. The night swiftly closes in. The wind begins to pick up, making the limbs of trees sway to and fro against the darkening sky, and causing fallen leaves to skitter along the streets and sidewalks. Dark clouds come scudding in, threatening rain.

It is evenings such as this that give me such a pleasure in putting on a pair of sweats, heading down to my library, flipping on the warm glow of a lamp, firing up the gas fireplace, flopping down on the loveseat and cracking open a book. Whilst I read I can listen to the rain spatter on the windows, and the house creak when a particularly strong gust occurs. To me, such an evening harkens back to the days of our distant ancestors, who used to gather around a bonfire at night and tell stories to each other.

And that is why autumn reading is so great.

The List…

Ok, my philosophical discourse is finally over. Time to get to the books. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you MrVintageMan’s 2024 autumn reading list!

The Imitation of Christ (Harvard Classics Vol. 7) by Thomas A. Kempis

Many years ago I was given the “Harvard Classics 5 Foot Shelf of Books” series. And the books have moldered on my shelves ever since. One of my 2024 New Years goals was to read at least 10 pages from the one of the Classics every day. I am now on Volume 7, which includes Confessions of St. Augustine and The Imitation of Christ. I recently finished Confessions, and am now reading Imitation. There is some debate as to who actually wrote The Imitation of Christ, but most scholars attribute it to Thomas A. Kempis, a monk in the order of The Brothers of Common Life, who wrote it sometime in the mid-14th century. Imitation is one of the most widely read Christian devotionals in the world. Some say that only the Bible itself is read more.

Even though I’ve just started reading it, I have already come across a passage that really struck home for me, as it is an attitude that I have spent most of my adult life attempting to live by: “We may enjoy abundance of peace if we refrain from busying ourselves with the sayings and doings of others, and things which concern not ourselves”. Amen! Preach it, Brother!

Graveyard of Demons – Book 5 Saga of the Forgotten Warrior by Larry Correia

Scheduled to be released on November 5th, Graveyard of Demons continues the saga of Ashok Vadal, who was once a member of the high ranking Protectorate and carrier of the mighty sword Angruvadal, but is now an outlaw and reluctant protector of the untouchable class. Against him are arrayed overwhelming forces, both man and demon. The demons of the deep oceans have returned to land to wage war once again on mankind, and throw down the gods who imprisoned them in their watery gaol. Meanwhile, men continue to jockey for power, attempting to use the demons for their own purposes. Looks to be a very exciting read

Enemies of All by Richard Blakemore

What could be better for autumn reading than a book about pirates?

Piracy has existed from the moment humans started sailing, and has bedeviled all cultures and nations at one time or another. But for most of us, when we think about pirates, it is the ones who prowled the seas from the mid-17th to early 18th century. Blackbeard, Captain Kidd, Henry Morgan, Anne Bonney and more pique our interest.

Richard Blakemore’s Enemies of All covers the so-called “Golden Age of Piracy” in detail. He doesn’t just cover the names we all know, but also the crews and victims of pirate ships, as well as how these pirates impacted the imperial ambitions of the Great European powers.

Avast, mateys! There be gold in them there pages!

The Practicing Stoic by Ward Farnsworth

I had The Practicing Stoic on one of my autumn reading list a couple of years ago, but I never got around to reading it. So I’m going to give it a try again this year.

Anybody who has used Cognitive Based Therapy (CBT), and especially the branch of CBT known as Acceptance & Commitment Therapy (ACT), will immediately recognize that many of CBT’s precepts are strikingly similar to Stoicism.

Stoicism is a philosophy that was popular in ancient Greece and Rome. The most famous Stoic is the Roman emperor Marcus Aurelius. While there are differences in their approaches, both CBT and Stoicism believe that external events are beyond the individual’s control. The only thing the individual does have control over is how he or she reacts to those events.

Amazing it took nearly 2ooo years to relearn that.

While there are tons of books on Stoicism, I’m interested in reading Ward Farnsworth’s The Practicing Stoic because he doesn’t just collect the wisdom of the ancient Stoics. He apparently explains how to apply Stoicism to in our modern lives.

Reading Colorado: A Literary Road Guide by Peter Anderson

Reading Colorado is an anthology of stories and vignettes, both fiction and non-fiction, that take place in the great state of Colorado. A sort of reading road trip if you will. Writings include those by Mark Twain, Willa Cather, Jack Kerouac, Isabella Bird and many more.

Now, this is a fairly thick tome, so I am not about to try and read the whole thing this autumn. I’ll select several stories that sound interesting and read those. However, this puts me on the horns of dilemma. How should I go about choosing which stories? Should I pick one from each region of the state? Should I go chronologically by the date the writings were published? Perhaps I should select different topics to expand my reading palette? So many choices! I guess I’ll figure it out when I open the book.

A little something-something to celebrate Halloween

Something a little eerie…

Portable Poe by Edgar Allen Poe

I haven’t read Edgar Allen Poe since my high school days. I’ve had this Portable Poe on my bookshelf for many a year. What could be better on a late October evening, with the night drawing in, than to read a few stories or poems from one the early masters of the macabre?

What shall it be? Perhaps the gruesome fate of Fortunato in the “Cask of Amontillado”? Maybe a man driven insane by an audible hallucination in “The Tell-tale Heart”? Perchance a poor widower haunted by a persistent and annoying bird in “The Raven”? Something else? Hmm. Once again, decisions, decisions.

Something of a Halloween murder mystery

Hallowe’en Party by Agatha Christie

And finally, what could be more appropriate to celebrate Halloween than to read a mystery about a murder that occurs at a Halloween party?

While attending the Halloween party of some neighbors, a mystery author is informed by a young girl that said young girl had once witnessed a murder, but was too young to understand it at the time. Now that she is older, she is sure of what she saw. Same girl is later found drowned in an apple-bobbing tub. The distraught author calls upon her friend, noted sleuth Hercules Poirot, to find her killer.

In conclusion

So that’s my reading list for this year’s harvest season. A real bumper crop of books, it I do say so myself.

What about you, do you also find your reading habits change when the leaves start to fall from the trees? If so, what books are you planning to read this autumn? Got any suggestions that I might enjoy?

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This week in the garden: Oops! I messed up.

The front yard looks good in this photo. But a couple of weeks ago things were looking dire.

I have been gardening for nearly 30 years. You would think I would know what I am doing by now. You would be mistaken. This summer I made two novice blunders, both occurring in the waterwise front yard. Big enough blunders that it could have destroyed all the hard work and time MrsVintage and I put into the yard. There is a reason why I haven’t been posting anything about said front yard. It’s because it looked like hell. And it’s all my fault.

The drought tolerant plants were really struggling this year, and I couldn’t figure out why. In fact, the situation was pissing me off. I thought these plants were supposed to be so tough! In fact, I was concerned that we were going to lose a lot of our plants.

As you can see in the photo below, this plant is practically a skeleton. It’s desiccated and has been devoured by grasshoppers. I did learn something this year: grasshoppers LOVE drought stressed plants. I have bitched before about the locusts devouring our gardens before, but this year was particularly bad. Not just at our place, either. All along Colorado’s Front Range gardens and farmers crops had been ravaged by the tiny monsters. According to grasshopper experts, since we had such a wet spring and early summer in 2023, the damned locusts produced an above average crop of eggs. Definitely won’t have that problem next year.

So, you might be asking, what was it that I did wrong? Let me give a little backstory first. Last week, as I went to the mailbox to check the mail, I stood and surveyed the front yard. I had just run automatic sprinkler system in the front yard a few days before, so I thought there should be moisture in the ground. I pulled back the mulch from one of the plants, and discovered the ground was bone dry. I checked a few more plants. Yep, bone dry. OK, that could be a problem.

I resolved that the following morning I would deep water the whole front yard. The next day rolls around, and I drag out the hose and run the water for 30 minutes in one spot. Soil should be nice and moist now! I have a soil moisture tester for just such occasions. Stuck the probe in the ground (or tried to. It was hard as a rock) a couple of inches deep. No moisture! None!

I tested a couple other locations where I had watered. Same deal. Confused, I start pulling the mulch back. And I continue to pull the mulch back. Then I pull the mulch back some more. See where I am going with this? The mulch was so thick that no water of any kind had reached the soil in several months! Even waterwise plants need some water every now and then.

Panic time!

This was an emergency situation. I grabbed a rake out of the shed and began raking mulch away from all the plants. Once that was accomplished, I began deep watering the whole yard.

I scheduled the automatic sprinkler system in the front the next morning, because I wanted to make sure the plants were watered really well. As luck would have it, the next evening we had an unexpected rainstorm come through that dumped nearly an inch of water. Checked the soil with my moisture tester again, and now the soil was wet several inches down.

Here was where I screwed up. Back in May we decided that the brown cedar mulch looked pretty shabby (see here: https://www.mrvintageman.com/this-week-in-the-garden-odds-and-ends/). So I covered it with a layer of colored mulch, as you can see in the photo below.

Too much of a good thing

The mistake I made was in not making sure that the mulch wasn’t too deep around the plants themselves. Water couldn’t percolate through the mulch to the soil, which was fine in the parts where I don’t want things to grow (weeds), but bad for the plants that I do want to grow. This problem has now been corrected. The areas around the plants are like little islands in the sea of mulch. They are still mulched, just more thinly.

Good news

I am happy to report that once the plants got the moisture they needed, they bounced back dramatically. For example, these Blue Mist Spirea’s were looking a ghastly before. Their leaves were a faded grey, and the flowers were practically invisible. Afterwards, the leaves took on their normal olive-grey tone and the blue flowers began to pop.

You can see the sad remains of this poor columbine. But if you look at the base of the plant, you can see rosettes of new leaves appearing. I feel much more confident that it will return next year.

We did lose a couple of plants, unfortunately. The “Northwind” switchgrass you see below bit the dust. A couple of “Standing Ovation” little bluestems are also toast.

But it is amazing how most of the plants survived several months without water just fine, especially considering they aren’t fully established yet. Which just goes to show me that these plants are indeed as tough as they are touted to be.

Lessons learned

Ok, so just what did I learn from this? A couple of things. One, you gotta be careful with mulch. Some mulch is a good thing. In spring it helps to suppress weeds. In summer, it keeps the soil cooler and helps it retain moisture (if it gets moisture that is). In winter, it protects the crown and roots of the plants from bitter cold, and helps to prevent frost heave. So, mulch is good. However, more mulch does not mean better.

Two, I need be better about attention to detail. I should have been checking the soil moisture levels all summer. I know better than this. I just assumed that the plants were getting the water they needed. Assumptions, as I nearly found out, can be catastrophic. Adding too much mulch was a mistake, not inspecting the garden was boneheaded.

Something cool

There was something cool that occurred in the front yard this year.

In all the years that we have lived at the Vintage Ranch, I am not sure I have ever seen a hummingbird visit our yard. However, in late August I was lucky enough to see several catching a meal from several of the native plants. I took this picture from the car as I was backing out of the garage, so it’s a pretty bad photo. But if you look between the purple and blue flowers, you can see a blur that is a hummingbird.

Can’t see it? Here’s a closer view. The hummingbird is that tiny brown blur in the middle of the circle. It makes me very happy knowing that MrsVintage and I have created a oasis in our suburban neighborhood we get to share with our native fauna. Grasshoppers excepted.

For those curious about what the two plants in the picture are: the blue flowered one is “New Mexico” prairie sage, and the pinkish/purplish one is “Sonoran Sunset” hyssop. Both are western natives.

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This week in the garden: odds and ends

The summer solstice has arrived, and a “heat dome” over Colorado arrived with it. It’s amazing me at all the terms meteorologists have come up with over the years to describe weather phenomenon that we just used to call summer.

Anyway, before the heat rolled there was lots of activity here in the Vintage Garden. Certainly not as frenzied as last year’s front yard renovation, but activity nonetheless. Let me show you some of the things we have been up to since the garden came out of its winter slumber.

Cutting down a mutant tree

Plant version of “The Thing”.

Many years ago we planted a dwarf Alberta spruce in the long border in the backyard. This occurred during my dwarf conifer infatuation. It is normal for gardeners to go through several obsessions during their lifetime. For a brief period, I wanted to create a mini-Rocky Mountain forest in our yard. The fad passed, but the plants remained.

For years this dwarf Alberta spruce just did its thing, slowly growing and just being innocuous. Then, about 6 or 7 years ago, something strange happened to it. A growth appeared that looked completely different from the rest of the tree:

Note the different types of needles growing on this dwarf Alberta spruce. This is a mutation

On part of the spruce a branch with different needles appeared. These needles were more like a normal spruce tree, not like the tightly bunched mini needles one would find on a dwarf Alberta spruce. This was mutation of some kind. This type of mutation is known as a “witch’s broom”. Plant breeders love finding witches brooms. They use various means to propagate them, and every once in a while, they produce a plant that is on some way a superior specimen to the original plant. Lots of money to be made if it’s successful.

My witch’s broom on the other hand, was a reversion to the mean. It looked like a full-size spruce was growing out of my dwarf spruce. This is my theory: part of the tree genetically reverted to its natural form, away from the highly cultivated form that is a dwarf Alberta spruce. Mind you, this is just a guess, since I am no arborist or botanist. Either way, the damn thing looked like something out the 1982 horror movie “The Thing”!

So I tried to cut the offending mutation out. It did not go well:

Yuck

So out it came:

Changes to the corner grass border

I have never been happy with the so-called “ornamental grass corner” in the backyard. It has never lived up to my expectations:

The corner grass border in the past. Not bad, but not what I originally envisioned.

Most of the grasses I planted have vanished, and the area is being overrun by Russian sage and blue globe thistle. The one grass that has remained, a hardy pampas grass, has seriously underwhelmed. It’s supposed to get about six feet tall, with plumes that can reach up to 10 feet. As you can see in the photo above, it’s not really all that impressive.

So I dug out the pampas grass, as well as scads of the blue globe thistle and Russian sage. Last fall I plunked three of the ‘Karl Foerster’ feather reed grasses that I had salvaged from the front yard into the area.

This spring, in the place where the pampas grass was, I planted a Miscanthus ‘Dragon Fire’. It too is supposed to get around six feet tall, but in autumn it’s supposed to turn a blazing red color. I know it’s not much to look at right now, but hopefully next year it will really put on a dazzling show.

An infant Miscanthus ‘Dragon Fire’

I ordered 3 ‘Red October’ big bluestem grasses. It too is supposed to put on an amazing autumn display as well. Unlike the Miscanthus, big bluestem is a native to the western U.S.

‘Red October’ big bluestem

Unfortunately, only one of the bluestems is doing well. I ordered these grasses from an online nursery called Plant Addicts: (https://plantaddicts.com/), and one of the plants was damaged by UPS during shipment and never arrived. The 2nd plant did arrive, but went into transplant shock soon after I put it in the ground:

Just a tuft of brown foliage is all there is to show of this ‘Red October’ big bluestem.

I am 98.5 percent sure that this grass is dead, but I’ll keep watering it over the summer in hopes that it might bounce back.

Unfortunately, I am now unable to find a nursery with this grass still in stock. Not that I would want to plant in the middle of summer anyway. The odds of a summer transplant surviving are not good. My hope is that at least one nursery somewhere will have ‘Red October’ in stock for fall planting. Otherwise, I will have to try again next spring.

Plant Addicts gave me a full refund on not just the damaged/missing plant, but the one that went into root-shock as well. They are a small, family-owned nursery, and I highly recommend them should you want to order a more unusual plant for your garden.

Anyway, here is what the corner grass border looks like in late June;

It’s going to take some time, but I am expecting big things in the future in this corner border.

Make your own organic weed killer

I found this home brew organic weedkiller on a blog written by a woman who gardens in Arizona: Blog – Desert Gardening 101 (azplantlady.com) It only requires two ingredients and a spray bottle. And it is extremely effective for most weeds.

Fill a spray bottle about 2/3 full with vinegar, and 2 or 3 tablespoons of dishwashing soap, then shake it up. Any vinegar will do, but I use a general-purpose vinegar because it’s a little bit stronger than white vinegar. You don’t need to be precise on the soap. I just eyeball it.

Death to weeds!

The dish soap strips the protective coating off the leaves and helps make the vinegar stick to the surface of the plant. The vinegar sucks the moisture out of the plant’s cells.

Spray offending weeds on the morning of a warm/hot and sunny day, and by nightfall the transgressor should be toast. Check out these before and after photos:

Before
After
Before
After

I feel a near psychopathic glee in watching weeds shrivel.

I will throw a couple of caveats about this concoction. Caveat number one: unlike weedkillers such as Roundup or Weed-be-gone, this formula will not kill the plant’s roots. You may see the weed sprout up again. Blast it with the vinegar mix again as needed, and eventually the plant will give up the ghost.

Caveat number two: some plants are hardier than others. I’ve sprayed bindweed and sometimes I’ve had success. But if the bindweed is fairly well established, the spray only mars the leaves a little and the rapacious bugger soldiers on. Plants such as bindweed can have roots that run for feet, which means they can laugh at my puny vinegar weedkiller. Roundup or Agent Orange is your friend for invaders such as these.

I shouldn’t have to say this, but I suppose I better: DO NOT USE THIS ON WEEDS IN YOUR LAWN! It will damage the grass surrounding the weed. Also, when using in flower beds or veggie patches, spray carefully as to avoid damaging the plants you want to keep.

Some modifications to the front yard scheme

I spoke earlier about the front yard renovation. Let’s see what’s going on there.

MrsVintage finally convinced me to put down dyed wood mulch down. I was resistant at first, mostly because I didn’t want to do the work. But she was right about the old mulch. It looked fine last year, but this spring it looked faded and unsightly. Truthfully, it made our front yard look like a vacant lot. So, amidst much grumbling and two trips to the landscape company with the truck, the new mulch was put down. It definitely is an improvement.

The red mulch gives the front yard a more finished look.

I also replaced a couple of plants than ran along the front sidewalk. The bunnies really did a number on the Turkish veronicas, so I replaced them with two varieties of prostrate sedums. I know they don’t look so good in the photos, but trust me, they look better in person. I took these pics around noon, and the harsh light makes them look sickly:

Sedum Angelina ‘Teacup’ has leaves of bronzy yellow. They are supposed to turn an orange color in the fall. I’ll keep you posted.
‘Sedum ‘Blue Spruce’ provides a cooling contrast to the bright Angelina sedum. The leaves of Blue Spruce really do remind me of blue spruce needles.

The three ‘Goblin’ blanket flowers I planted in the raised bed by the house all died. I replaced them with ‘Arizona Sun’ blanket flowers. Hopefully this cultivar will prove to be more robust.

Elsewhere in the front yard

Speaking of the front yard, let’s see how things are faring from last year’s renovation. Should be a dramatic difference from last year, yes?

No.

I’ve mentioned the old adage about perennials before: first year sleep, second year, third year leap. The plants are still getting settled into their new homes. Hopefully, next year I will have a more impressive display to show you.

All the plants are still settling in. Next year should see some dramatic changes!

There is one exception though. These ‘Karl Foerster’ feather reed grasses are growing like gangbusters:

The biggest grasses you see here are the ‘Karl Foerster’ feather reed grasses.

I have a theory as to why these grasses are doing so well. (I have lots of theories). I salvaged these grasses from the front yard before we started the renovation, storing them in pots for a few weeks, and then put them in their current homes which are very close to where they were growing before. So, these particular plants are already used to growing in hard clay soil of the Vintage Garden.

The store-bought plants, on the other hand, grew up in a loose and friable potting medium. Being forced to adapt to a new environment has made them a bit sulky. They’ll catch up eventually though.

Quick check-in on the desert garden

A couple of years ago, MrsVintage and I overhauled the yard on the south side of the house. It was overgrown with bindweed and spotty grass and was truly ugly (Big things happening in the Vintage garden). We now call this area our “desert” garden. Let’s take a peek and see how it’s doing:

The “desert” garden is looking good! The Texas red yucca a finally putting on a nice bloom this year.

It’s doing quite well, as you can see. We even added a little ornamentation to enhance the desert aesthetic.

And finally, attempting tomatoes in a pot again

I have been attempting to grow tomatoes in containers for several years now. My efforts have been underwhelming to say the least. But when it comes to growing homegrown tomatoes, I am not one to quit so easily.

This year I picked up a determinate tomato called ‘Mountain Merit’. A determinate tomato puts on a flush of tomatoes all at once, and then calls it quits. Indeterminate tomatoes keep growing and producing until they tucker out or get zapped by frost. Indeterminates get quite large and gangly as the season goes on. Determinates usually don’t get so big.

I am hoping that by growing a determinate tomato I’ll finally get a decent harvest, and hopefully the plant won’t grow out of control in its confined growing space. Stay tuned.

I am going to harvest some homegrown tomatoes on of these days, come hell or high water!

So, how does your garden grow so far this year?

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